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Hey Dyrus,

I made you some fan art.

http://i.imgur.com/hcKNp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TONpU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/00XPT.jpg

It’s taken me forever to get him done and I call him Dyrus2. The main reason for making this Singed in the first place was because when you had your Valentine’s contest, I submitted a fansign to you and put my crocheted teemu in the pic too because I thought he was cute. However teemu isn’t really Dyrus-related at all so I wanted to crochet/knit something Dyrus related and this was round the time when you figured jungle Singed is da best and I also thought (and still think) it was the coolest shit ever. Singed is also one of my über favorite champions in the league and last summer when I was leveling up my first account to 30, Singed was one of my most played champions along with Annie and Cho.

I’m obviously very late for the actual contest but I just wanted to make this because I felt bad for sending you a fansign with nothing cool in it

I dont know if the art is even that cool but I thought it might be cool so that’s why I’m sending this to you. I’m sorry the health bar isn’t really perfect, I just got super excited yesterday when I finished the singed doll thing entirely so then I just made the health bar real quick.

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tl;dr

I think you’re a cute cuddly teddy bear and here is some fan art to celebrate you and Singed and it’s taken me 3 months to complete cause I’m lazy

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PS. Ignore the haters and don’t take things personally (I know all your fans tell you this but still I wanted to say it again). Stay cool and always be yourself :)

Hearts <3

I would put a fansign of me with Dyrus2 in but I don’t look good today

PPS. Camera quality is terrible I apologize it’s a camera from 2004

PPPS. I know I’m not your biggest fan but I just wanted to make this for you because I like you very much.

PEACE

When I miss a last hit I go ballistic on WOW I FUCKING SUCK but sometimes I watch some less experienced players and face palm super hard at how much cs they are missing even though they have played the game over a 100 times.

Some people have higher ping due to circumstances but it can also be a problem with those who are stuck being able to cs decently.

This is some advice from me to help those individuals and perhaps their friends that are also new to the game.

Step 1: PICK FLAT AD OR FLAT AP RUNES AND PICK UP THE MASTERIES FOR LAST HITTING TOO.

Step 2: Pick a champion that farms everything.

Step 2: Spam your farming aoe abilities on a creep wave.

Step 3: PROFIT?!?!?! MAKE BANK. HAVE AN ALL TIME SCORE OF A 100 CS BY THE TWENTY MINUTE MARK.

Champions you should consider playing if your ping is over 9000 or if you have trouble csing in general. You’ll probably wonder why I chose these over others such as for mid lane, I never suggested morgana or anivia. This is because they require much more skill then some other champions, and if you’re lagging it’s going to be difficult to land skill shots.

3 Suggested Champions per lane (not including jungle/support)

Top Lane

Singed: Press Q, farm/push your lane, press ghost to run away from ganks, buy wards if you don’t have ghost or ult, press ult to run away from ganks, after Rod of Ages you should be getting at least 5/6-7 last hits of each wave that comes in) Also if you’re lagging all you have to do is press R and Q and run into 5 people during team fights.

Shyvana :similar to singed, can’t miss CS if you have a W ability that does more then singed poison. Also once you buy wriggles or wits end, your autos should be doing enough damage to be able to 50% the creeps or more with your Q. If you’re getting denied you have a ranged E ability, so even if you’re lagging you can throw it out there to try and get a cs from afar. Or you can just ult the entire creep wave after pressing W, god forbid if you miss a CS somehow while doing that.

Sion: Around level 7-9 you should be killing the range creeps with your W. You can also choose when it explodes, which helps you easily gain CS. The burst is pretty big so it’s hard to miss, just make sure you have Mana Regen.

Mid Lane (Some top laners can also be played mid lane too such as singed or sion)

Mordekaiser: All 3 of his abilities are about regaining shield, farming, and pushing. He is by far one of the best farmers in the game. He can push a lane with two abilities and then go to his wraiths to farm even more. Lag doesn’t really matter since your skill set has two bursts, and a shield that provides consistent damage, that can outlast hit creeps sometimes.

Soraka: Your Q costs like 20 mana at level one, it doesn’t do as much damage until later but it is one of the most noob/lag proof champions I have ever seen. All you have to do is walk into fights and spam Q, while healing/silencing/infusing your allies or enemies.

Karthus: You’re probably wondering, WOW DYRUS HOW DO I LAST HIT WITH 250 PING AND HIT Q’S ON KARTHUS? SERIOUS? Yes I am serious, I’ve played karthus on the EU west server from hawaii with 190-250 ping. My reasoning for this is that your Q does HUGE single target damage, and karthus’ skill set is one of the most straight forward abilities you will see other then mordekaiser.

You’re never going to use W to kill creeps but if you throw it in the middle of your enemies in team fights, somebody is bound to run into it.

Your E is noob/lag proof. If you’re lagging, screw leveling Q, just max E and run at your enemies.

Then finally once you are dead, press Q/W 1 or two times then press R.

You’re probably going to run out of mana fast so make sure you buy a tear/catalyst.

Bot Lane

Graves: Straightforward AD where your Q and W abilities take out an entire wave. Your ult is very difficult to miss too.

Sivir: Your Q and W nearly take out the entire wave, although your E might be hard to use if you’re lagging to prevent enemy spells to be casted on you.

Tristana: Max E and push your lane. For the first few levels it’ll be difficult to CS unless you have like flat 22 AD with offensive masteries, but eventually when you get to late game all you have to do is attack move (press a then click) and shoot everything with your ridiculous late game range/damage

A lot of people are going to be like, BUT DYRUS WHAT ABOUT THESE HEROES.

Yes there are many other heroes that can help you CS better but these are the ones that that just came first at the top of my head. This is just something really short to help those who keep asking me, DYRUS HOW DO YOU CS SO WELL OR WHY DO I SUCK AT CSING PLEASE CARRY ME OUT OF ELO HELL.

I hope this helped thanks for reading!

1-2 clg.eu ggwp, if we won we would have to win 2 sets vs na’vi, and I would be dying from that. so I’m not to sad about losing, look forward to the curse qualifiers today against orb later today. good day and good night.